brucespringsteendotcom:

The root of all problems btw. Is that there is never anything to make for dinner. AND! there is always dishes to wash

jordisstigander:

runcibility:

memewhore:

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That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

A cat with a very luxurious coat and a surprisingly stern expression. It has been photoshopped to be wearing a top hat and a monocle.ALT

Orphans, you say? Under-utilized labor force, more like it! Now where is my salmon?

dantooiine:

when the first episode of deep space nine has sisko explaining linear time to aliens and then it turns into an examination of how trauma manifests as a disturbance of linear temporality you know youre gonna be in for some Good Shit with this show

aboardthescheherazade:

ctoons:

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

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Ten years of celebrating the 15th, everyone

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.