buffskeleton:

buffskeleton:

buffskeleton:

hate the phrase ‘baked goods’ just a reminder that all my baking fucking sucks. my baked bads

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im willing to answer some questions from the tags

  1. it’s fruit not meat. doesn’t matter what kind of fruit it was anymore but i prommy i didn’t eat raw meat
  2. it tasted bad

sephezade:

death-deafying-stuntman:

deafstarrr:

I just got a car and started driving again so I was thinking about some safety things for D/deaf/HoH drivers. One huge concern is the possibility of being pulled over and encountering the police.

I have a magnet similar to this on my car in case of that situation

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I also keep a notepad and pen in my glove box with my insurance card and registration. I keep everything is in one place so I won’t have to reach around and look like i’m searching for “something”

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I also found this article with more information—

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2016/deaf-driver-safety-police-kb.html

Too many deaf folks have been killed by police, already. Stay safe!

(Hearing people are encouraged to reblog)

I also have a Deaf Driver card

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mine is from Gallaudet, so all the information is for DC but its still effective to let an officer know you’re d/Deaf no matter where you are. It goes in the visor of whatever car I’m driving. 

Spread this like butter on cornbread.

dead-james-potter:

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

vampireghostlawyer:

So humiliating when you accidentally type “rhank you” instead of thank you like youre doing a spontaneous scooby Doo impression . Just throw me in a meat grinder at that point

lourek:

jenlog:

sapphixxx:

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People on Pixiv are having more fun with tags than we are

it reads rezubatoru, or lesbattle

[Image description: tags in katakana and a translation underneath

#レズバトル (lesbian competitive intercourse)

/end of ID]

starkeaton:

werewolfetone:

werewolfetone:

werewolfetone:

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love on planet earth

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*goes back up to read my own url* yeah okay this is funny

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oh

thebiballerina:

Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.