Just a tease taste of Stana’s amazeball tweets

(Source: stxnxkxtic, via leonard-cohen-the-second)

"This is the gayest episode of Xena I have ever seen."

— me watching every episode of Xena (via lonely-monster-needs-a-companion)

(via leonard-cohen-the-second)

Dani Dennison
Hocus Pocus

(via morismako)

gets-harder:

when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning

(Source: gets--harder, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

cracked:

FAIR QUESTION MA’AM
3 Most Perverted Looking Japanese Movies on Netflix: Tested

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
First, know that I actually sat through this entire film, and it was a chore. I bounced like a madman between delight and shame and incredulous disbelief over and over again as the movie played out. But anyway, here’s the plot as I understand it. There’s a girl who is afraid of bugs and as such her sister gets her head flushed in a toilet by schoolgirl bullies. To overcome this, she goes on a road trip with a boobie girl, her 40-year-old drug-addled/rapist boyfriend, a normal girl, and a nerd with a pageboy haircut who literally no one on the trip admits to knowing. Why is he there? There’s a scene in which his presence is questioned and no one owns up to even knowing who he is. How did he get there?

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cracked:

FAIR QUESTION MA’AM

3 Most Perverted Looking Japanese Movies on Netflix: Tested

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

First, know that I actually sat through this entire film, and it was a chore. I bounced like a madman between delight and shame and incredulous disbelief over and over again as the movie played out. But anyway, here’s the plot as I understand it. There’s a girl who is afraid of bugs and as such her sister gets her head flushed in a toilet by schoolgirl bullies. To overcome this, she goes on a road trip with a boobie girl, her 40-year-old drug-addled/rapist boyfriend, a normal girl, and a nerd with a pageboy haircut who literally no one on the trip admits to knowing. Why is he there? There’s a scene in which his presence is questioned and no one owns up to even knowing who he is. How did he get there?

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(via angel-in-ink)

It’s been so long. So long.

(Source: marioncotilllards, via mamasam)

kat8therude:

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

Sam is not to blame if he murders them.

(via morismako)

I get criticized for taking roles in films like ‘Ghost Rider 2’, but if you look at my resume, dude, I’ve mixed it up as much as I can.

(Source: jamiedblackley, via morismako)